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★★★ Terrible Terrible Terrible Verified Purchase

Absolutely Gutted Shipping Fee Was OUtrageous + Took EIGHT Months To Arrive Then I Opened The Bag And It Was Covered In GROSS Blue Slime + Chemical Smell??????????? Not Worth The $$$$'s Used To Love These When I Was A Kid THough So Still Two Stars

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Showing 1 comments Response from Vendor:

We're sorry you feel that way. However, we are just a small store owned by two brothers in Vancouver, and the shipping address you provided is in a trans-lunar orbit. Please understand: it took us 6 months just to find a courier willing to deliver a single bag of ketchup-flavored potato chips to the very edge of the Earth-sphere.

As I tried to explain via email, it is not safe to ship perishable foods through outer space in unshielded, unpressurized economy-class cargo hulls, for at least a dozen reasons. In spite of our suggestions otherwise, you nonetheless declined to pay a small additional premium for a food-rated transport. Furthermore, the listing clearly states that we cannot be held responsible for damages to our products which may occur during deep-space shipping.

We sincerely regret that your order did not arrive in perfect condition, and we would be happy to offer a refund of the full purchase price of the chips, excluding shipping & handling. Wishing you the best.