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(profile pic) Todd Lundy
⭐⭐★★★ **Terrible Terrible Terrible**
_Verified Purchase_
Absolutely Gutted Shipping Fee Was OUtrageous + Took EIGHT Months To Arrive Then I Opened The Bag And It Was Covered In GROSS Blue Slime + Chemical Smell??????????? Not Worth The \$\$\$\$'s Used To Love These When I Was A Kid THough So Still Two Stars
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**Response from Vendor:**
> We're sorry you feel that way. However, we are just a small store owned by two brothers in Vancouver, and the shipping address you provided is in a trans-lunar orbit. Please understand: it took us 6 months just to find a courier willing to deliver a single bag of ketchup-flavored potato chips to the very edge of the Earth-sphere.
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> As I tried to explain via email, **it is not safe** to ship perishable foods through outer space in unshielded, unpressurized economy-class cargo hulls, for at least a dozen reasons. _In spite of our suggestions otherwise_, you nonetheless declined to pay a small additional premium for a food-rated transport. Furthermore, the listing clearly states that we cannot be held responsible for damages to our products which may occur during deep-space shipping.
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> We sincerely regret that your order did not arrive in perfect condition, and we would be happy to offer a refund of the full purchase price of the chips, excluding shipping & handling. Wishing you the best.